the three finger shocker

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers

I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.

by Machew August 27, 2016

Outback CPR

The act of flatulating into anothers' ass while the unsuspecting prey is urinating or distracted in some other manner and facing away.

Hey Jack! I totally just gave Scott Outback CPR!! He didnt even see it coming.

by machew January 16, 2013