MaTT's definitions

Lifetime

Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?

I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.

by Matt October 4, 2003

god

G-ood
O-rderly
D-irection

Another way to look at the word and whatit might represent heard in an AnA meeting

If you can't belive in God as a super power then think of it a Good Orderly Direction

by Matt January 23, 2005

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004

potijuana

especially good marijuana

syn.- weed, marijuana, pot, mary jane, ganja, bud

dude we need more potijuana

by Matt June 17, 2006

5-0

the police, cops, FBI what ever. the person who comes to bust you

"oh shit its the 5-0"

by matt March 11, 2004

oralgummy

The ancient Chinese art of having a toothless crack hoe perform oral sex on you.

I got great oralgummy from this crack hoe.

by Matt March 26, 2004

nubbin

Another name for a noob/nub/nublet. Someone who is new at something a sucks horribly at it.

Some kid named Justin Heimbach.

by matt January 29, 2005