Definitions by MR BOYER

Shoeber

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.

After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.

Shoeber by MR BOYER March 12, 2017

Merch

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.

I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.