191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Pud Pounding

Beating off, rubbing one out, Knocking Down a Chub

AW is an expert at pud pounding; he will never get any pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Ice Delight

Fucking a chick with an ice dildo - her pussy puckers and quivers from the cold ice while her hot pussy melts it

Hot Icelandic dames are experts at the ice delight!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

Double Bag It

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)

A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Carrying a Six Pack

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)

Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008