Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MILF Tittts

Raped My Ears

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.

Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!

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When you fuck someone and just wish you could take it back! Similar to the magic eraser it removes horrible things that should never have happened.

Holy Shit! I never should have fucked him last night! I wish I had a fuck eraser to make it all go away!!

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When a guy masturbates with one hand while tickling his balls and ass with the other hand, making himself look like a hillbilly playing the banjo!

What's junior doin' over there, did he join a band? No, he's just playin' the flesh banjo again!!

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