MIKE's definitions

Zedism

Zedism (from the letter Z, "zed" that is used in Russia as the symbol of invasion in Ukraine and struggle against the West) is a neofascist trend in contemporary Russian politics and ideology that combines a cult of military force, imperial expansionism, nationalism, and xenophobia.

Zedism is the ideology of the end, that's why its symbol is the last letter of the alphabet. Zedism threatens the West and the entire world with nuclear destruction. It is potentially more dangerous than old fascism. (Mike Epstein)

by Mike May 25, 2022

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA

All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

by Mike May 13, 2005

albinoism

albino-ism, religion if u will. To live in the dark and become white with red beedy eyes.

Elias, get some sunshine man... whats with the albinoism!?

Elias, this albinoism is just shit, it wont let me submit cos this 'Example is too short' so i'll crap on a bit..

by mike July 8, 2004

snipe

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

by mike March 19, 2004

baja

getting your ass eaten out with salsa, sour cream, chesse, etc. with tortilla chips

Nick:what did pendleberry use in your baja?

Kinger; a little cheese, some salsa, and he used those handy tostito scoops

by mike April 23, 2004