MIKE's definitions

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.

The deficit in California is gihugical

by Mike September 12, 2003

tit

Teenager In Training

My friend is a tit, Teenager In Training

by Mike January 2, 2007

Lihs

Our new weapon to fight of the Santist I.H.M.s. Developed through extensive study of Iraqi resistence Don Hock has commisioned this new weapon to fight off The dimick and retake the island of Aloysius.

Yesterday i threw a Lihs into The Blob's office killing three of our facist enemies!

by mike May 15, 2004

explogasm

to explode in orgasmic delight at something not related to any sexual activity.

"man, did you see that car? it was explogasmic"

by Mike July 16, 2008

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

Aloysius

The perfect example of tyrany. On our poor island we brave few are fighting an underground resistance. We have lost many great leaders and soldiers. Those of us still alive include our curent leader Don Hock and Sung Bung better known as Shil. He has been a profit to or poor morale and even speaking his name in the presence of our opressors ends with punishment. He is now and forever 1:45

English: What tha ell is Aloysius? Right O'
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*

by Mike October 5, 2004