MICHAEL's definitions

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003

fade to black

counter-strike

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by Michael September 4, 2003

urd upsnickizzle

A conformation in place of the word yes, or hell yes, or also in place of the question for real.

"Hey wodie I got a huge fatty in the back." "Snickizzle?" "Snickizzle."

by michaeL January 25, 2004

Dog Ball

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

by Michael September 8, 2004

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

by Michael October 3, 2004

niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003

ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 30, 2003