Definitions by MESSED!!

Qua

The best of something.
To reach the highest level of excellence.

“This sushi is the qua”
“Damn, you are the qua! Look how good you look”

Qua by MESSED!! August 9, 2026

Flat-palm

To eat something with one’s hands with ferocity and extreme eagerness and without regards for manners, utensils or etiquette.

“I am so hungry, I could just flat-palm that burger right now”

Flat-palm by MESSED!! August 7, 2026

Dick-bashing

The moment when you realise that you’ve just delivered the punchline of a joke wrong, or confused a vital element of a story to an audience, thereby making you look foolish and stupid.
A form of self deprecation.

“So there I was thinking that I was about to make the group laugh when I mis pronounced an everyday word and they started laughing prematurely, and I began dick-bashing because that was not my point.”

Dick-bashing by MESSED!! August 7, 2026