MCBassGuitar's definitions
The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.
"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.
by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016
Get the impact calibrationmug. The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.
TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.
TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.
TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?
Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.
TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?
Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010
Get the TextInterpretationmug. A person who makes you feel good; someone who has a strong life-force and shares it freely with their fellow man.
"Did you invite Giovanni to the party?"
"Of course I did! He's always so much fun. He's a chi-charger extraordinaire!"
"Of course I did! He's always so much fun. He's a chi-charger extraordinaire!"
by MCBassGuitar April 14, 2010
Get the Chi-Chargermug.