MC Johnny P's definitions

bar fishing

the act of stealing, kyping, appropriating and/or liberating unattended drinks at a bar.

I went bar fishing at that new club last night; I stayed all night and didn't spend a dime!

by MC Johnny P April 5, 2009

ghost dial

The act of accidently dialing a phone number on your cell when it hits against something on your belt or in your pocket. The party on the other end gets treated to 5 minutes of you yammering away, often talking about them behind their back...can be very embarrassing.

I did a ghost dial on susie last night and she caught me telling all my bros about banging her the night before.

by MC Johnny P December 28, 2007

GBL

"Green Blinking Lights" - synonym for network connectivity, named for the green blinking lights on routers, switches, NICs and other devices. When you have GBL, it's a good thing.

Woohooo, plugged in my new wifi router and got instant GBL.

by MC Johnny P August 22, 2011

dinoback

The sexy bumps on the spine of an attractive female, indicating no excess body fat and good postutre. Derived from "dinosaur back".

Check out the dinoback on that hottie.

by MC Johnny P September 9, 2009

food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's

by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012