blogosphere

A word created with the soul purpose to be the worst sounding thing ever, second only to the originating term blog which is then only usurped by douche.

Michelle was talking about the Blogosphere, and so I vomited on her shoes.

by mark August 22, 2005

pussy whipped

When the guy gets the last word in with "yes dear", or O.K. honey.

The bottom of your shoes need to be licked clean because you stepped in some dog shit? Yes dear, I'll take care of it right now.
Scott you one balled bitch. Do you get your period at the same time as the other women in the office? All I can think is that she must be one hell of a blow job. Gay men laugh at you.

by Mark January 24, 2005

kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.

There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.

by Mark November 08, 2003

strapped

to carry a gun

by Mark April 15, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

fun bag

A pound and a half of broccoli...... in a bag.

I'm goin' to the Grocery to get me a fun bag...... I love my fun bags. Donny, where is the cheese sauce?

by mark November 17, 2003

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 01, 2004