MATTHEW's definitions

Pump Up The Bass Qusay

What Saddam Hussein tells Qusay to do whilst he is rapping

Check me while I babylon. Pump up the bass Qusay

by Matthew December 22, 2003

thundercunt

The part of the female body, also known as the vagina, in it's most ferocious, and prodigious form.

OMG, a thundercunt! Run!

by Matthew December 31, 2004

orsomething

When something goes beyond desription, or when the word for it evades you.

That building is so "orsomething"
This food is very "orsomething"

by Matthew April 1, 2005

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.

1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.

by Matthew December 27, 2005

Pleyuhhh

An evolved version of player or playa. It simply means a person who is damn near the coolest person on earth. There are only very few known pleyuhhh's.

Yo wassa pleyuhhh? You are freakin awesome!

by Matthew November 27, 2004

Man I'll bring you a cd

1. An annoying pleading of your friend who has no internet.

"Man I'll bring you a cd"

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004