MATTHEW's definitions

Frosted Mini Bitches

This phrase was born in Little Rock, Arkansas. This is a straight up insult. It should be used when you are trying to cause a fight. Actually, should only be used when trying to provoke a fight!

"Okay you frosted mini bitches. Bring it the fuck on!"

"You frosted mini bitches couldn't find your way out of a shoe box."

"What a bunch of frosted mini bitchs."

"If you weren't such a frosted mini bitch, we would be finished by now."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

kerplinkerdinker

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"

Messing with my karebear is bad for your health.

by Matthew April 19, 2004

shaghabille

Provocative clothing, habille as the clothing, and shag asin, erm, shag. also a pun on shagable, ladspeak for an attractive person.

She was wearing shaghabille well, but a bit thong in cheek.

by matthew April 8, 2004

skyline

A Japanese import made by Nissan known to kill bystanders with excessive noise polution and attract the attention of car slut's.

Victim 1: "I just sustained fatal injuries to my inner ear whilst crossing Chapel Street."

Victim 2: "I just got run over by 17 subwoofers on wheels."

by Matthew April 3, 2004