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The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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plurb

An unknown sound produced by the human mouth that no one seems to know the definition of.

Person One: Plurb
Person Two: What in the fuck did you say?

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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QA3WS4EDRF[POIURDUFGH

DID YOU FUCKING FALL ON YOUR KEYBOARD YOU FUCKING SPAZTIC TWAT

SPAZ:QA3WS4EDRFPOIURDUFGH
Person Two: Mate did you just fall on your keyboard you fucking spaz.
SPAZ:GFHYDVBSNFYUZV DNBZD

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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slip and flip

A high school fighting move that involves getting behind someone, sliping them up, grabbing their leg and flipping them over before destroying there leg

Person One: You bro I'm about to slip and flip josh.
Person Two: Aye man go for it.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 25, 2019

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leaf fucker

A term used to insult a person whom amasses a huge handful of leaves and hurls them at you.

Person One: *Throws huge handful of leaves at Person Two*.
Person Two: *Gets hit* Jesus Christ Liam you leaf fucker.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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shiggley shank

A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.

Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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what we got next mate?

A simple Term uttered most commonly by a person in Secondary School who hasn't got a fucking clue what the next class is.

Person one; Yo what we got next mate?
Person two: How should I know I'm dogin the next class.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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