WIZhouse

WIZhouse:

It's what's {not)happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, AKA the White House. Also, abbreviated WZ. Usually used in a derogatory sense, and on political blogs like DailyKos.

Wizhouse also means do nothing, good for nothing politicians that inhabit same.
What a kick in the WizHouse to have that report about the prisoner abuse coming out right before the elections!
by MASTER WISDOM April 04, 2008
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WIZER or WIZZER

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis
Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"
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WIZLE or WIZZLE

WIZLE or WIZZLE

Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.

see weezy, wizy or wizzy

DAMN foo he be a wizzle.
Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.

I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!
by MASTER WISDOM April 04, 2008
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WIZ KID

WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"

"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
by MASTER WISDOM March 09, 2008
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WIZpopper

A term used for farting that causes you to fly through the air. Commonly caused by drinking frobsckottle. Or eating to many beans.
Have you done a wizpopper?
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WIZwhacker

someone who whacks their wizer/wizang i.e beats their meat (masturbates) in a furious manner.
Put that dirty magazine down Khalifa, you raging wizwhacker!

Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!

khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
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WIZinator

A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.
Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.
by MASTER WISDOM April 04, 2008
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