MARTIN's definitions

Flamer

a really obvious gay guy

RAY you are a flamer

by martin May 20, 2003

beliged

Completely and utterly drunk; obliterated; see Beligerent

Oh man, I got totally beliged last night, I think I pissed on a cop car.

by Martin May 13, 2005

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

by Martin December 11, 2004

Howl

The Howl. a show of extreme happiness, a greeting, an expression done after a shot, something that is done numerous times when drunk.

You are to report to the Hall Director's office because of your violation of regularly posted quiet hours, more specifically you were found "Howling in the bathroom" after being told repeatedly to be quiet.

SEE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwwwwwww SEE:
WWoo...

by Martin October 30, 2002

bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

blakbawx

Usually a person called "James" who has no life , and likes to masturbate over all kind off pr0n.

HI my name is "James" i wank over pr0n , all kinds , even animal

by Martin April 9, 2004

Lennard Skinard

Nardcore chid; one who listens to nardcore.

Hey are you lennard skinnard

by martin December 11, 2003