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Definitions by MARCO

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.
I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.
Turkey Neck by marco December 12, 2003
I am a strong believer of veritas, i have never lied in my life.
Veritas by Marco December 11, 2003
The name given to the worshipped unofficial "Leader" of UK Counterstrike.Revered by many gamers
and worshipped at his alter in #feo.
@Did you see what Pimpboy just did????!!! that was fucking amazing hes so 1337 and so pro!!!!!! my god i love him@
Pimpboy by Marco November 20, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound 

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"
Hairy Axe Wound by marco November 16, 2003
"i can smell your gunty from here"
gunty by marco November 16, 2003
1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying
1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."
fig by marco November 15, 2003
"Do it yourself." -Madball
d.i.y. by Marco November 5, 2003