m0nkey

m0nkey is my fury friend i sleep and cuddle and kiss every night. he is so cute. aww..

keep your hands off my m0nkey
keep your hands on my monkey ;>

by m2h November 08, 2003

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023