Definitions by M. Mowski

Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

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A slang term used to describe male semen.

Your mom was grubbin' on my white pizza all last night.

Your grandma called me this morning and wanted me to toss her up some white pizza.

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