Palestining

To have more options, more chances, more money than anyone else, and to squander all of it by bad decisions. And then blame a scapegoat for your own bad decisions and poor situation.
Gene won the lotto. He received $15 million. He used the money to buy and sell illegal guns and crack. Gene was arrested and sent to jail. Gene blamed the IRS for taking taxes from him, the police for oppressing him, and ruining his business, and his mother, because she never should have given birth to him according to him. It was all his mother’s fault, and it was the fault of all women according to Gene. Gene is Palestining.
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Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.
Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .
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Palestined

To scheme to commit a heinous crime by lying and accusing your victim of doing to you what you are really trying to do to them. See also self pity, playing the victim, and Machiavellianism
Bob wants to rob a bank. He convinces all the guards, all the people in the bank, and the police that Mary, a teller, is going to rob the bank. Bob shoots Mary and steals money from the bank. Bob is awarded a medal as a hero for preventing a bank robbery. Bob Palestined everyone in the bank.
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