Definitions by Lumpy potatoes

Ejacushit 

When you simultaneously shit and ejaculate yourself

"Dude, I just ejacushit my pants"

Ejacushit by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018

Shilarm 

The act of putting your freshly washed hands in someone's pocket then profusely wiggling it around till they cry

"I Shilarmed the shit out of Dave yesterday"

Shilarm by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018

Snag 

When you cup your hand and jab someone in the stomach so unbelievable fast and hard the planet's crust quakes beneath you, and you scream "SNAG!" as loud as humanly possible.

Dude ima snag your ass if you touch my kool aid

Snag by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018