Snag

When you cup your hand and jab someone in the stomach so unbelievable fast and hard the planet's crust quakes beneath you, and you scream "SNAG!" as loud as humanly possible.

Dude ima snag your ass if you touch my kool aid

by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018

Ejacushit

When you simultaneously shit and ejaculate yourself

"Dude, I just ejacushit my pants"

by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018

Shilarm

The act of putting your freshly washed hands in someone's pocket then profusely wiggling it around till they cry

"I Shilarmed the shit out of Dave yesterday"

by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018