1 definition by LuminescentPear

A small town located near the very north central part of Iowa.

While it has nice locations and areas to live in, many of the people can be complete asshats to one another. The amount of idiots and pretentious fucktards here is quite high.

About 75% of the people are alcoholics and even the underage ones are probably are ready to become ones. the other 25% are probably on meth or chew.

Looking for a good high school too? Don't come here. While there's no physical bullying involved, there's still a fuckload of drama.

And like many schools, and even more so here, don't even think about being different or not conforming. People will alienate you and treat you like shit. The teachers are oblivious to all of this happening too.

There's also like no ethnic diversity too.. so much that our county was named the whitest one in the nation.

parker: hey, where you from, man?
bob: osage..
parker: hahaha, that sucks. How's hell doing?
by LuminescentPear January 29, 2011
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