BTC

The ultimate crypto bro fantasy fuel, BTC is the digital gold that turns nerds into millionaires and skeptics into FOMO-driven bagholders. It’s the decentralized dream where you either HODL to the moon or get rekt trying—rumored to be Satoshi’s middle finger to banks. Controversial as hell, it’s either the future of money or a Ponzi scheme, depending on who you ask.

Guy 1: Yo, I just sold my car to buy more BTC—moon time, baby!
Guy 2: Bro, you’re either a genius or about to live in a cardboard box.

by LuisPacx April 25, 2025