4 definitions by Lucky Sumbitch

Brandenburg Bandit

While sporting a cowboy hat and bandanna, do a chick doggy style with her hair in one hand and a Budweiser in the other, thus mimicking a bandit on a horse.

Local Country Girl: Mark came home drunk last night so I ended up getting the Brandenburg Bandit.

by Lucky Sumbitch August 6, 2008

Blitz

Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.

Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!

Cheerleader: What the fuck!?

Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*

by Lucky Sumbitch August 6, 2008

Whitey Rollin

Another name for patrolling cops; name derived from the white unmarked cruisers.

Dude, this street race is kick ass.

*SIRENS*

OH SHIT!! WHITEY ROLLIN!!

by Lucky Sumbitch August 8, 2008

Biloxi Barn Burner

When doing a girl in an old Chevy pick up truck, you run out of lube so you grab the bottle of whiskey from behind the seat and apply a lil bit to the dried area. After done with the post-sex smoke, you attempt to flick the cigarette out of the truck, but it bounces back, landing in the whiskey soaked area, thus starting a fire (aka, the barn burner). All while in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Redneck 1: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.

by Lucky Sumbitch August 6, 2008