two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006

nuckle children

A term used to describe sperm that have been released by hand.

Where does it say in the Bible that a man can't break into a neighbors house when the neighbor is at work to use his DVD player to watch a good porn flick to release a batch of nuckle children because his DVD player is broken? I don't know, because the Bible is a very long book and I haven't read it. As said on the great T.V. show the Family Guy.

by Lt. One-Eye October 12, 2006

puke butt

The act of being way too drunk at a strip club and puking on a stippers butt in the middle of a lap dance.

I think Dean had a few too many tonight. He gave one of the dancers a bad case of puke butt.

by Lt. One-Eye October 10, 2006

Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.

Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!

by Lt. One-Eye October 04, 2006