DoDo DeFatty

Glen De Fatty’s massive, chunky dog. So fat he looks like a walking meatball. Doesn’t walk — just waddles. Eats everything Glen drops, including whole pizzas. Basically a fat blob with ears. People say he’s just Glen’s twin but in dog form.

"Dodo DeFatty ate a whole chicken then passed out on Glen’s belly."

by Louis Solah August 04, 2025

Glen DeFatty

/ɡlɛn də ˈfæti/
A fatss Italian-blonde dude named Glen who absolutely hates salad and is always eating huge amounts of food. Usually found near pizza, pasta, or anything deep-fried. Will fight you if you try to make him eat a vegetable. Known for raising his children, particularly his son to be just like him.

"Bro ate three large pizzas by himself… he’s turning into Glen DeFatty."

by Louis Solah August 04, 2025

Luca DeFatty

Glen DeFatty’s ultra-fatass son. Born premature after crawling out the womb waving a Big Mac. Allergic to salad. Waddles, wheezes, and eats nonstop. Weighs more than the family dog Dodo De Fatty. Known for breaking strollers, snoring through meals, and crying when the fridge closes. He's always looking to eat and fall asleep on Glen's big belly.

"Luca DeFatty rolled off the couch again — Glen just tossed him another nugget."

by Louis Solah August 04, 2025

Latiga

To ferociously have intercourse with one or many of the same or opposite gender.

“Hey Louie, let’s go up to the top bunk to latiga!”

by Louis Solah September 29, 2024