Lorne Park Drinking Team's definitions

Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Manglebombed

The epitome of drunk. To be so drunk that one is incoherent, on the ground, and man down. Originated at LPSS, now becoming used throughout Mississauga and the GTA.

"I can't wait to get manglebombed this weekend at the cottage!"

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007