Definitions by Lorelili

lady 

A formal title for a woman of high social status. Also used as an affectionate term by a man/woman for his/her girlfriend or wife.

Still, the English language prefers to use the borrowed French "Madame" rather than the native English "My Lady" in address.

Don Quixote: "My lady!"
Aldonza: "I'm not your lady! I'm not any kind of a lady!"

lady by Lorelili March 19, 2006

bean

The Gaelic word for "woman". Pronounced as "ban" in Ireland and as "ben" in Scotland.

Ao-coltach a' Bheurla, tha "fear" agus "bean" 'nan daoine air leth sa' Ghàidhlig.

(Unlike English, "man" and "woman" are separate people in Gaelic.)

bean by Lorelili March 19, 2006

pit 

A Scottish Gaelic noun meaning "(a) vulva". This word is an obvious explitive, but is not always used to be insulting.

Also see ròmag, faighean, duille, truiteag, and geobag.

To Ann Coulter "A phit! Mharbhainn tu, a shiùrsaich na Galla!"
("Fuck! I could kill you, you fucking whore!")

Tha Dr. Laura 'na pit na Galla.
(Dr. Laura is a fucking cunt.)

pit by Lorelili March 18, 2006

motherfucker 

An insult or an explitive, addressing somebody who sleeps (ie. has sex with) one's mother. Often used to describe someone that you hate, but it's also used among close friends as a term of affection.

Still, in a way, a father, stepfather, or stepmother is a motherfucker; who else would be fucking one's mother?

Son: "'Sup, motherfucker?"

Father: "I'm your father! Don't talk to me like that!"

Son: "I meant literally. How else do you think I got here?"

motherfucker by Lorelili March 14, 2006

chicken legs 

Very thin, bony human legs, so named for their resemblance to the thin, scrawny little legs of a chicken.

Chicken legs? Have you tried jogging?

Distraught Ex:(Pointing to legs) "You would give up these beauties for these matchsticks?!" (pointing to new flame's legs)

chicken legs by Lorelili March 13, 2006

leodag 

Scottish Gaelic term referring to a slapper, a total slut. Not to be confused with "leòdag", which simply means "a flirt".

Chan dh'atharraich a smadan a-chaoidh leòghann-craoibhe agus chan dh'atharraich leodag mar thu a dòigh le fir a-chaoidh!

(A leopard never changes its spots and a slapper like you never changes her way with men!)

leodag by Lorelili February 23, 2006

cow 

1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.

I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.

cow by Lorelili February 23, 2006