Definitions by Lord of the sun

sander solem 

Someone thats part of the Sållem mafia

I cant come to school today because Sander Solem gave me orders by his mafia

sander solem by Lord of the sun July 7, 2021

phil jones 

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

phil jones by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019