phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.
Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*
by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019
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sander solem

Someone thats part of the Sållem mafia
I cant come to school today because Sander Solem gave me orders by his mafia
by Lord of the sun July 07, 2021
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