A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.
Or a rusted coin fetish
Or a rusted coin fetish
Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"
Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"
Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"
Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"
Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"
by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 02, 2022
by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 01, 2022
by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 01, 2022
To explode liquid shit moving at approximately 90-155MPH all over your sexual partner during intercourse
by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 01, 2022
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 06, 2022
To be completely and utterly confused by the situation because you were too busy thinking something completely irrelevant to the current conversation and or event
"You're completely parwombled right now, aren't you?"
by Lord hamster molester the 5th June 03, 2022