Definitions by Lord Von Schlonger

Escobar Snowstorm 

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

Escobar Snowstorm by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

corpse windmill 

A ferris-wheel full of dead people

"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"

corpse windmill by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019