Lord Von Schlonger's definitions

Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

corpse windmill

A ferris-wheel full of dead people

"Oh look, that ferris-wheel is full of dead people."
"That is a corpse windmill"
"Oh.....fuck"

by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019