Lord Silverleaf's definitions

lurceny

To stalk then steal from someone.

Bill: "I can't stand it! Iv been stalking her for so long i think its time..."
Todd: "Dude, don't rape her!"
Bill: "The fuck? Ha no no no no. You misunderstood me Todd, I ment i was going to steal from her now."
Todd: "Woundn't that be lurceny?
Bill: "Yes. Yes it would be"

by Lord Silverleaf August 6, 2010

Cerky

A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.

Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"

by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010