Hobbitology

Hobbitology~ noun- The study of the amount of micro-syphilitic weight capacity of a Hobbit's brain case.
There was a Hobbitology debate last night on the Science Channel.
by Lord Gekko October 01, 2008
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Ninja slick

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.
Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.
by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008
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Lemming lane

Noun~ Any lane on the road (normally at an intersection) where all other vehicles seem to be in for no apparent reason.
Can be any lane
Look Skwirrl, there are 8 cars in the lemming lane and none in the right.
by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008
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