Definitions by Lord Gekko

Hobbitology 

Hobbitology~ noun- The study of the amount of micro-syphilitic weight capacity of a Hobbit's brain case.

There was a Hobbitology debate last night on the Science Channel.

Hobbitology by Lord Gekko October 1, 2008

Lemming lane 

Noun~ Any lane on the road (normally at an intersection) where all other vehicles seem to be in for no apparent reason.
Can be any lane

Look Skwirrl, there are 8 cars in the lemming lane and none in the right.

Lemming lane by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008

Ninja slick 

Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.

Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.

Ninja slick by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008