Definitions by Lord Fartquadd

Sir Mix A-Lot 

An amazing hip hop artist from yonder dinosaur times. popular from ballads such as "Baby Got Back" and "Posse on Broadway"

from Sir Mix A-Lots Posse on Broadway

"My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
Posse up!
My posse's on Broadway
My posse's on Broadway
"

Sir Mix A-Lot by Lord Fartquadd December 18, 2022

snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus

(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.

snow cone person by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022

Splendifourus 

To be splendiferous is the act of splendid and fabulous having a child. it is to be having an absolutely jolly time

Teacher: how is your day going good sir

Student: i am splendifourus how are you

Splendifourus by Lord Fartquadd August 26, 2022

Jewish Space Laser 

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

Jewish Space Laser by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022

Dickamore 

a very interesting individual who is large. may be nicknamed big chungus or something similar. he enjoys watching rednecks shoot large guns. he enjoys a good round of fortnite with lots of screaming.

have you worshiped a Dickamore today?

Dickamore by Lord Fartquadd June 30, 2022