Definitions by Lord Fartington master of shit

Son of a dildo

Like son of a bitch but worse.

You hit my car you son of a dildo!

Son of a dildo by Lord Fartington master of shit December 29, 2014

Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Turd munchies by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014