Definitions by Long Johns
Gang Tripping
When to get feels of a gangsta style through listening to music, studying art, watching a movie/drama, and come over gang tripping.
Joe bouncing along the street with music pumping into his ear holes.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
Gang Tripping by Long Johns January 27, 2024
Broadgender
When TV broadcasting channels become neutral and do not be discriminate towards their own media. Each channel talks about another, presenters appearing on opposite channels programmes.
Show host on Channel 5 became Broadgender and appeared on a Channel 1 chat show to talk about her future plans on Channel 5.
Broadgender by Long Johns March 17, 2023
Chav
For many years people have been misunderstanding what a Chav resembles.
He can either be the teenage version, or even the old man still living out his teenage image.
Whichever, he will appear in the same looking clothing as before with his hands down his front, after he has sprayed his genitals with some form of deodorant, washed his willy in the sink for not having a bath/shower for days. Still have last weekends hair gel in his hair with extra added on top for the following weekend. And in some cases, particularly the older kind, tend to wear too many rings on their hand, just to show how many of his bros he has secretly given bro jobs to and a souvenir to be grateful for.
He can either be the teenage version, or even the old man still living out his teenage image.
Whichever, he will appear in the same looking clothing as before with his hands down his front, after he has sprayed his genitals with some form of deodorant, washed his willy in the sink for not having a bath/shower for days. Still have last weekends hair gel in his hair with extra added on top for the following weekend. And in some cases, particularly the older kind, tend to wear too many rings on their hand, just to show how many of his bros he has secretly given bro jobs to and a souvenir to be grateful for.
Larry: *waiting on park bench in the under 12s playground*
Harry: a'rite mate. Fancy a tug on the old pipe?
Larry: gis a push on da swing first.
Harry: go on then.
Larry: us chav like, gotta stick together like dried spunk on a sock. Right Harry?
Harry: a'rite mate. Fancy a tug on the old pipe?
Larry: gis a push on da swing first.
Harry: go on then.
Larry: us chav like, gotta stick together like dried spunk on a sock. Right Harry?
Chav by Long Johns August 30, 2019
A bow
A bow to royalty was initially a moment of surprise, when the very first person greeting the king was surprised by the size of his bulge. Thenceforth, became a tradition to bend the head to acknowledge the similar line of sight.
The very first public meeting the king ever made had been with an unexpected turn for events.
As many gentlemen are custom to, shaking hands is what was in due course, however.
Upon the king holding his hand out to greet a young chap, this said fellow man of the kings regime, had unexpectedly looked down in surprise.
The king unsure what was happening, other than the obvious, felt it to become a tradition that all future events, a bow is of a proposed means to greet ones king.
As many gentlemen are custom to, shaking hands is what was in due course, however.
Upon the king holding his hand out to greet a young chap, this said fellow man of the kings regime, had unexpectedly looked down in surprise.
The king unsure what was happening, other than the obvious, felt it to become a tradition that all future events, a bow is of a proposed means to greet ones king.
A bow by Long Johns November 26, 2017
Nutjob
When a man decides to have his nuts removed to become a woman. A Nutjob can also be in the opposite perspective when a woman has a pair of nuts glued to her vagina to become a man.
Wesley decided to change sex to be Wendy. When his friends found out, one of them said, "why is he being such a nutjob?"
Nutjob by Long Johns November 13, 2017
Head over heels
When someone has gone all out to look slutty in them heels, but they are attractively drawn for their head. Fallen head over heels on the first date.
Debbie was dressed up to the nines in her skimpy red dress and stilettos hoping to attract a mate.
Bobby: you look lovely, but I have fallen head over heels instead.
Debbie: you prefer my mind than body?
Bobby: I always like to get inside someones mind first, before getting inside their body!
Debbie: Mines a double VaT.
Bobby: See? Intelligent you are.
Bobby: you look lovely, but I have fallen head over heels instead.
Debbie: you prefer my mind than body?
Bobby: I always like to get inside someones mind first, before getting inside their body!
Debbie: Mines a double VaT.
Bobby: See? Intelligent you are.
Head over heels by Long Johns July 4, 2017
Splompee
Jo was acting very splompee today, her priorities were all over the place. And were talking in slurring terms.
Splompee by Long Johns May 27, 2017