When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
by Long Johns October 30, 2014
Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.
Also known as Botch Job.
Also known as Botch Job.
Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Or;
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Or;
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
by Long Johns March 16, 2012
When feeling that urge to text someone while also walking or driving or somewhere that takes your concentration away for being 'textracted'.... (of course please do not text and drive)
Walking for the bus, Angy grabbed her phone to text someone.
Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"
Text: "on my...........fuck, I just tripped over the pavement. On my way"
Still being 'textracted' Angy quickens her pace and starts to slowly run for the bus that she see from the corner of her eye has arrived at the bus stop.
Text: "Gettin on bus...........shit, coat is caught in the buses door.......on bus now"
by Long Johns January 01, 2014
When to get feels of a gangsta style through listening to music, studying art, watching a movie/drama, and come over gang tripping.
Joe bouncing along the street with music pumping into his ear holes.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
by Long Johns January 27, 2024
Although, pronounced really as Master Bation, is a suffering of bating who becomes their master. By masturbation, will cast away that tormenting spirit that haunts within their minds. Towards a more well suited ruler to bless their soul once their handy work has endured. Of course, that tormenting spirit finds this as an exciting game to play, so torments constantly non-stop and continually making the masturbation go on and on.
Ben liked having a quick bash of his bishop, only things turned slightly awkward. A tormenting spirit saw this masturbation go on, and realising how the mind his satisfies was not as he prefered. Within bens mind this spirit kept reminding him, by saying 'you're me' non-stop, of the master he has upon his head. So at several intervals, all day and all week, till he rubbed sore, masterbated till his mind was at peace and had the master he wished for.
by Long Johns October 24, 2014
Like a 'darling' but someone of a famous background, a celeb, a TV/Film star, singer; of that whom is infatuated, obsessed, admiring, in love with.
by Long Johns December 20, 2011
Since Joany went on that reality audition show and got recognised in the street, she's been acting very clanky lately.
by Long Johns August 11, 2016