Waiting for the dust to settle.

As many think of today for some atmospheric clearance of waiting for the dust to settle, it is actually a moment for grief. That time shared and spent during the moments of having someones ashes and the distance it takes till that dust settles to move on.

Sad Joan recently lost her beloved dog. A pet she was always walking everyday, seen by everyone, and spoken to as their nearest and dearest.

Having a cremation for her long lost pet, she carefully placed the ashes upon her mantle piece.
Each day as her closest friends paid their respectful concerns, as they were waiting for the dust to settle. Then the days were becoming brighter again.

by Long Johns October 04, 2014

Spill the beans

The inform some one of the truth, to let them know in honesty, have any one be told what they wish to hear.

After Sandra and Dave gave birth to a baby boy, Dave started to doubt his new born child. One night while Sandra was out playing bingo with the girlies, leaving Dave to take care for his new toddler. Sitting in his high chair being fed his supper, Dave asks, 'now son, come on spill the beans. Who is really your father?' And the beans went all over his face.

by Long Johns October 21, 2015

Shopping angel

Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!

Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.

by Long Johns February 28, 2012

Star-ling

Like a 'darling' but someone of a famous background, a celeb, a TV/Film star, singer; of that whom is infatuated, obsessed, admiring, in love with.

"My new found fame for a famous person is such a star-ling."

by Long Johns December 24, 2011

Head over heels

When someone has gone all out to look slutty in them heels, but they are attractively drawn for their head. Fallen head over heels on the first date.

Debbie was dressed up to the nines in her skimpy red dress and stilettos hoping to attract a mate.
Bobby: you look lovely, but I have fallen head over heels instead.

Debbie: you prefer my mind than body?
Bobby: I always like to get inside someones mind first, before getting inside their body!
Debbie: Mines a double VaT.
Bobby: See? Intelligent you are.

by Long Johns July 04, 2017

Broadgender

When TV broadcasting channels become neutral and do not be discriminate towards their own media. Each channel talks about another, presenters appearing on opposite channels programmes.

Show host on Channel 5 became Broadgender and appeared on a Channel 1 chat show to talk about her future plans on Channel 5.

by Long Johns March 17, 2023

Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

by Long Johns August 25, 2013