Long Drop's definitions

greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

Cock Shame

When the owner of a massive penis tries to emphatically deny it as to fit in with the crowd, all the while knowing he is a freak of nature with a pelvis crushing anaconda between his legs.

Michael has a bad case of cock shame, he says it’s a ‘normal’ penis. But I’ve seen it, it’s terrifying.

by Long Drop May 15, 2022

Fosked

Phrase common to the North of England describing the state you can find yourself in after an excessive curry dinner. Symptoms include inability to move and excessive sweating.

We went to India Palace last night and you should have seen Adam, he was totally Fosked!

by Long Drop May 11, 2022