2 definitions by Lolando

Wab

A big clump of semen/ cum, which is lumpy in texture and slimy :>

Omfg look at the wab on that bitches face

There's wab on the chair ffs

I wabbed into a sock

by Lolando August 9, 2008

Wabtard

A derogitary word used to describe an annoying or gay ejit/ ruddy idiot or a complete spoon (wide variety of uses, usually apllied to complete tards- aka the extreme champion of champion tards)

also related to a cock soda, and a complete wanker...

stemming from the two conjoined words;

Wab: clump of semen/ cum

tard: abbreviation of retard

=Wabtard

Example 1:

IRL or on the interwebz:

Wabtard: Hai thar nabs :> I r pwn u all tbh hahahahaha, now I will masterbate in ur eyes kk?

Dude: O... K

Wabtard: oh btw I stole ur credit card number and bought child porno with it, and then I rang the police and told them where u live... aren't I just grate? kthxbye :>

Dude: Fucking Wabtard

Example 2:

Watching some complete jerk off on T.v:

"Omfg look at that cock end Russel Brand... what a F*cking Wabtard"

by Lolando August 9, 2008