Loberson's definitions

Fappy Trail

The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.

"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"

by Loberson October 5, 2016

YouTube Porn

Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.

Example 1:

Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.

Example 2:

11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?

21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?

21 Year Old Guy : *smh*

by Loberson July 5, 2016

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

by Loberson June 1, 2016