Definitions by Llenar13

On a Good One 

The physical, mental, and emotional condition one achieves through prolonged periods (generally multiple consecutive days) of sleep deprivation, malnutrition, & dehydration while under the influence of methamphetamines. Symptoms vary among individual users. However, common effects are delirium, schizophrenia, irritability, anxiety, mood swings, irrational & compulsive dis-assembly of household appliances & devices, chronic back & neck misalignment, and ill-advised barter of personal possessions (not necessarily belonging to the one affected by the condition).

The scatter-brained tweaker was obviously on a good one as he carpet surfed his car & sifted through the vacuum bag for meth on day five.

On a Good One by Llenar13 January 30, 2010

Blay 

n. methamphetamines
v. the act of ingesting methamphetamines through vaporization
adj. of or pertaining to an object or device associated with methamphetamines or methamphetamine addicts

Hey, is it time to blay yet? I've got some bomb blay and I'd like to christen this blay bong I just made.

Blay by Llenar13 September 1, 2009

Oildale Baby Rattle 

A glass methamphetamine pipe containing one or more shard-like pieces of unmelted methamphetamine.

I loaded a fat chunk shard of bomb dope in my pipe and shook it around like and Oildale baby rattle.

Oildale Baby Rattle by Llenar13 July 2, 2009

gerp 

n. methamphetamine.
v. the act of being under the influence of methamphetamine; activities one does while under the influence of methamphetamine.
adj. of or like gerp or characteristics of gerp

Last night I got some bomb gerp so I got all gerped and gerped my face off out in the garage for about 14 hours. The garage is totally gerp now, there's no hiding it.

gerp by Llenar13 April 4, 2009