Definitions by Liquid fart

purple vinnie 

This occurs when you pass out drunk with a cock ring on . Upon waking up you discover your penis is still erect and has taken on a purple hue. Amputation is required if you slept too long

Did you hear about Kyle , he was drunk playing with his dick and woke up with a purple Vinnie . Poor bastard had to have it amputated

purple vinnie by Liquid fart April 3, 2018

dirty jackie 

When a guy borrows your tools and scratches his asshole with them before returning them

Hey what's this brown stuff on my wrench? Sonofabitch , you gave me a dirty Jackie!

dirty jackie by Liquid fart January 2, 2018