Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

by Linguist 2017 March 26, 2020

Covfefe

A glib word of thanks for a blindly devoted follower, who (you know) will continue to worship you despite what the real world.

Billy: Even though you stole my wife killed my dog and burned down my house I would still totally give you my kidneys.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.

by Linguist 2017 June 01, 2017