Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?
This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?
This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?
This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
by LingDanc803 September 09, 2023
Estimated Time of Graduation - Also know as PTOG (Predicted/Projected Time of Graduation) (similar to ETA, Estimated Time of Arrival)
When is your ETG?
Fall of 2026
My ETG is coming up, I cannot wait to graduate!
Do NOT ASK ME or REMIND ME about my ETG! I will graduate eventually!
Fall of 2026
My ETG is coming up, I cannot wait to graduate!
Do NOT ASK ME or REMIND ME about my ETG! I will graduate eventually!
by LingDanc803 December 12, 2023
A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.
Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!
I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.
I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.
by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018
Your puto pito is so small, it's fucking pathetic!
I heard he has a he's a man whore with a puto pito pequeño! (fucking small dick)
I heard he has a he's a man whore with a puto pito pequeño! (fucking small dick)
by LingDanc803 February 09, 2023
by LingDanc803 November 27, 2023
Also known as an intellectualgasm, this is the equivalent of an intellectual orgasm, or a feeling of euphoria for the mind/brain as caused by some concept of intellect: knowledge, intelligence, innovation, ideas, etc. This phenomenon/feeling is very common among sapiosexuals.
Sapiosexual Friend 1: I got such an intellectgasm reading the title of your sociolinguistics paper. Just absolutely perfect. Pure perfection.
Sapiosexual Friend 2: Omg, ikr!? I'm glad you liked it. I love naming my papers, it's the funnest part!
Sapiosexual Friend 1: Keep it up! My brain is feeling the dopamine and it wants more!
Sapiosexual Friend 2: Omg, ikr!? I'm glad you liked it. I love naming my papers, it's the funnest part!
Sapiosexual Friend 1: Keep it up! My brain is feeling the dopamine and it wants more!
by LingDanc803 May 02, 2021
A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of Universe, what happened to you?
Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023