Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".

¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023

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Creepersaurus rex

A person who is beyond creepy, like a creepy dinosaur (such as a T-rex). They are very strange, weird, bizarre, uncomfortable, and are usually very much unaware of it. A Creepersaurus rex will exhibit inappropriate behavior, such as stalking, demonstrating mental breakdowns on social media, or worse.

Teacher: This former student of ours posted pictures of my colleague on her Facebook cover photos without his knowing and she totally came off as a Creepersaurus rex. Stay clear of her.
Colleague: Omg... Yikes! The zoomed in photo sure didn't make it any less creepy, huh...

by LingDanc803 April 21, 2021

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Astrolorgy

An orgy full of astrolohoes, astrologers, or hoes in general.

Let's get all the signs together and have an astrolorgy!

Astrolorgy you say? I'm an astrolohoe.. You already know I am IN!

by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

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Bridespeople

A gender neutral term to refer to people in a wedding party who are on the bride's side.

I can't wait to meet the bridespeople at the wedding.

I was asked to be one of the bridespeople!!!

by LingDanc803 October 04, 2023

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Cunttext

The context of something being cunt(y). (Cunt + context = cunttext) OR a rude, bitchy, cunt(y) text you receive.

This cunttext is not it for me.

I just received a cunttext and I am fucking pissed.

In what cunttext did you think this was appropriate, bitch!?

Do not cunttext me.

by LingDanc803 August 16, 2023

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