LingDanc803's definitions

Talking in typos

Making speech mistakes or stuttering over words or mispronouncing them; having general difficulty speaking

I am talking in typos and am making no sense.

by LingDanc803 May 12, 2025

intellectgasm

Also known as an intellectualgasm, this is the equivalent of an intellectual orgasm, or a feeling of euphoria for the mind/brain as caused by some concept of intellect: knowledge, intelligence, innovation, ideas, etc. This phenomenon/feeling is very common among sapiosexuals.

Sapiosexual Friend 1: I got such an intellectgasm reading the title of your sociolinguistics paper. Just absolutely perfect. Pure perfection.
Sapiosexual Friend 2: Omg, ikr!? I'm glad you liked it. I love naming my papers, it's the funnest part!
Sapiosexual Friend 1: Keep it up! My brain is feeling the dopamine and it wants more!

by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021

RDF

Resting Dump Face

Omg, Trump has such an RDF.

Wipe that RDF off right now!

My RDF is showing and IDGAF.

by LingDanc803 November 27, 2023

Puto pito

This is a Spanish expression that means "fucking dick", but in the literal penis sense.

Your puto pito is so small, it's fucking pathetic!

I heard he has a he's a man whore with a puto pito pequeño! (fucking small dick)

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

The chisme

The cheese, the cheeze, the chis, the chiz, the gossip....

I have the chisme for you.

What's the latest chisme?

I need the chisme.

by LingDanc803 October 18, 2023

Parent of Universe

A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of Universe, what happened to you?

Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023