Definitions by LingDanc803

Universe forbid 

The atheist/agnostic/non-religious way of expressing "God forbid".

Universe forbid we forget to file our taxes..

We will understand these concepts. Universe forbid anything bad happens.

Universe forbid we get a raise... *eye roll*!!!

Universe forbid by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

nuh 

The opposite of "yuh" (yeah, yep, yes). So the negated form of "yuh" is "nuh", which is theoretically how Ariana Grande would say "no" in her songs, instead of the affirmed, "yuh", she would say "nuh".

Do you like Ariana Grande?
Nuh.
Omg u r lying because nuh is like yuh!!!!!

Singing in falsetto is difficult for me, is it for Ari?
Nuh

nuh by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023

yuh 

How Ariana Grande says "yeah" or "yes" in many of her songs.

Do you like Ariana Grande?
Yuh.
OMG A TRUE ARIANATOR STAN!!!

yuh by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023

ahorsetion

Pronounced uh-HORSE-shin

When you get knocked up by a horse and get ride of the baby; when you abort a horse baby

Terri Jo got knocked up by a horse and had an ahorsetion.

ahorsetion by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023

Oh, dear Universe 

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing " Oh, Dear God" or "Oh, Dear Lord".

Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!

Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

Oh, dear Universe by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Dear Universe 

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".

Dear Universe, we need to leave!

Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

Dear Universe by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Thank the Universe 

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".

Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.

Thank the Universe by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023