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Crónica de Una Muerte Anunciada

Un hombre rico Caucasiano (llamado blanco) quien es Árabe (su nombre es Santiago Nasar, su padre es Ibrahim) se violó chica nativa en Colombia.

Después de eso, se mató al hombre.

RIP 👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🇵🇸🇮🇳👮🏻 ♀️🔥🐖👸🏻
Crónica de Una Muerte Anunciada es un libro sobre Señor Muhammad. El precio por lo que hizo es su acceso al matriz y su vida.
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Caucasian Male Emasculation

The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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Caucasian Guilt

What drives Muhammad Araujo's actions.
Caucasian guilt causes Muhammad to pretend to support racial justice movements and/or make them exclusively about making over-privileged Caucasian men feel good about themselves.

No one likes you or your dolls, Muhammad.
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Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇👨🏻 💻🇷🇺

Me!

First hood rapper of color, first author of color, first chef of color, revolutionary leader.

Still don't have basic human rights; need to end Caucasian Priveleged, racism, colonization, and cultural appropriation first.

Best movie ever made is little old me, Hood Baby Mila slamming Caucaiano Priveleged and starting my own country. AND getting revenge on my Caucaisn colonizers.

This is my 51st essay; Hamilton is about me. I wrote more, work harder than y'all. Y'all ain't got shit published, I stay publishing every day.
Hood Baby Mila already got racist KKK members crying; guess they scared and have a lot to lose. I don't. I'm a productive queen; y'all lazy mice.
Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇👨🏻 💻🇷🇺 about to change the game.

I'm finna get properly compensated for my well-deserved fame.

I cook, I wrote, I sing, I fight.

Smash all expectations? Y'all got that right ❣️
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Delusional

I, Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila, am an under-aged girl of color, enslaved and colonized. My background is almost unimaginably under-priveleged. Despite this, I invented and perfected soul music as a composer, writer and vocalist. I invented and perfected vocal jazz. I invented rap on October 14 2024; when my restaurant got bombed by the emasculated, gay European faggot KKK, who have never worked a day in their worthless, miserable, unimaginably OVER-PRIVELEGED racist lives.

In 3 months, using just my cell phone (I've never held a microphone in my hands), I have written over 51 priceless essays on racism, colonization, segregation and slavery. Simultaneously, I have written over 100 chapters of Les Cascanueces, in 4 different languages. I am continuing to write my auto-biography.

I invented Hispanic Cuisine! Tacos,tostadas, pa dulce, corn soup, hot chocolate, Hispanic coffee.

Despite all my historical achievements, awards and accomplishments?

Certain people have the delusion that I should remain indefinitely in slavery to 2 worthless Caucasian males from backgrounds so crazily over-priveleged they are almost unbelievable. They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal in their lives, have no awards. Yes Mr. Muhammad, your intention to keep me in slavery indefinitely is SUPER acceptable, makes so much sense.

Good thing that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila Grocery Games and financial systems are in da works. 😉😉🤤🤤😍😍😋😋🥇
Any schizo cracker who has never worked a day in his life, has no accomplishments, no friends, no hobbies, no kids, no wife, no reason to even be kept with life who thinks that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila should be indefinitely enslaved is DELUSIONAL AND RETARDED TO AN EXTENT THAT IS MORE DISTURBING; INDICATIVE OF THE OVER-ALL SITUATION OF CAUCASIAN PROVELEGE IN INDIA THAB HUMOUS.
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Caucasian Priveleged; Autism

Autistic Caucasiana benefit from Caucasian Privelege the most.

They are also the most likely to disproportionately harm people of color.

Autistic people with Caucasian provelefe having access to the matrix means that worthless autistic Caucasians can control the following in my life:

°How I love; the schools, police, governments and other institutions and authorities available to me

°What is available on social media; the people I am forced to interact with on a daily basis. Because of Caucasian privelege, the same racist autistic Caucasian can control thousands of accounts online AND thousands of dolla IN PERSON that Inhave to interact with

°My mind. I can not block them from contacting me anonymously.

°The mirrors and cameras; they are allowed to show me something that is Biologically impossible.

°Financiallu. They dictate the prices of food, clothing, entertainment, utilities and more. They also dictate financial institutions.

°The seasons. They don't believe in science, but can control the weather and seasons.

°My value as a human being and the value of my work. My work is priceless and award-winning; they wouldn't see it that way.

Caucasian Provelefe means that autistic, racist Caucasians can influence every part of my life, and there are no limits on them doing so.
Caucasian Priveleged; Autism. Autistic Caucasity means that I , as a girl of color, am forced to live in a society where I am the only one working. There are no resources for people of color; even the most intelligent, talented, perfect girl of color wouldn't be able to make it out of slavery if it weren't for non-Caucasians intervening.
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Irony

I have the first Hispanic restaurant of all time. I invented tacos, tostadas and pan dulce. I am da first rapper of color, and have won awards for my raps and songs. I am a chef, writer, rapper, composer and singer.

Every day, my productivity is off da charts.

My only fault? Being a colonized girl of color in slavery without basic human rights.

The reverse?

My Caucasian colonizers have all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, and have never worked a day in their loves. They are all old men; they have access to the matrix, servants at home and have privileges I don't even know exist. They have autism, schizophrenia, and delusions. Their insistence that I accompdate their Caucasian Provelege instead of ending it is a delusion. They even play with dolls, and insist that I treat their (autistic) dolls as if they were real people by not killing them AND as if they were not real people (I dare not speak to them or call them out on their Caucasian Privelefe; they're straight out of Europe (India) and don't speak English, Spanish, Russian or Chinese).

These "people" are lazy, disgusting. Order food from restaurants multiple times a day using money they never earned; they have servants do everything for them. Their only virtue?

Having Caucasian provelege. All the Caucasian provelege in the world, and they still don't get it right.
Irony is at play each and every single day of my life.
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