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Food Desert

ยฐLatvia: Absolute poverty. Prototypical 3rd world country; designed by Rosia. Slum housing. Slum bathrooms. Grocery store, clothing store, markets. Cell phone store, veterinarian, hospital. Beach. Magazines; it's not s slum house in da ghetto if it's not overflowing with magazines and books ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿปโฃ๏ธ
ยฐHiggins Lake: Absolute poverty. Slum housing; grocery store, food produce stores. Food Desert; otherwise desert. Like all slum houses. Overflowing with books, magazines.

ยฐDetroit; Gentrified. My house is in absolute poverty; because of India, this location is where my basic human rights get disrespected. They have never been blatantly disrespected in the other locations. Lots of rich white people; Dearborn, Bloomfield Hills, West Bloomfield, Grosse Pointe, Birmingham, Southfield, Livonia. Lots of unnecessary restaurants, businesses. Too gentrified; too gentrified. But it's good; otherwise I wouldnt be able to see a white -washed version of India. All the cities listed are lil India! But without the microphones. Just like Seinfeld and Friends; rich white people living in relative wealth, but they are unable to function in a 3rd world country. They can't read or write!

ยฐMSU; A lot more diversity than Bloomfield Hills. Less of a food Desert. Brat, Machuca, racial diversity of Latin America, sex trafficking origin and destination countries. A lot of food; I would say that expect for magazines, it has the most food of any of the locations.
I live in a Food Desert. I'm never provided adequate food; Asians step in and provide food for me. My colonizers want to kill me and are spoiled Europeans; this planet is designed for nobody and is a result of Caucasian Privilege.
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Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)
Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!
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Middle East

Literal hellhole that stretches from Morocco to India

Most Caucasian region of the world; most people from it don't even know what black and Asian people are
Maybe if someone would beat some sense into Caucasian men or stop enabling them, the Middle East wouldn't exist.
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Roman Empire

Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.

Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.

Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.

Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".

Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".

India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.
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Rosia Ending India

La primera vez en historia que asiรกticos (rosos) vamos a quitar el Privelegio caucasiano de todos los caucasianos (indios).

Ellos merecen todo lo que van a ocurrir con ellos.

Ellos son tan emasculados y dependientes de su privelegio Caucasiano; van a morir de inmediato.
India y Free Free Palesrine?

India y Free Free Palestine?

Y'all soon finna meet Rosia, and we'll end y'all Caucasian Privelege for real!

Rosia Ending India

And ending the Caucasian Provelege wet dream

๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฝ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฝ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

Listen, y'all ass is about to be missing!

You know who finna find you? Some old man fishing! ๐ŸŽฃ๐ŸŽฃ
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Gorgeous hood musical written by Russian.

Hamilton is me (Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila).

Story about decolonization, ending Caucsian Priveleged, racism and cultural appropriation.

Story of how I will necome the first hood baby of color to escape slavery, first rapper of color, first judge of color, first president of color. First baby to make my own country, and get to torture Caucasian colonizers snd force them to appear in rapd and songs that make fun of and degrade Caucasiand.

What's interesting is that the irrelevant Caucasianas are only part of the story because of their Caucaaian privelehes.

"And now I'm the villain in their history..
You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story". 2 villains with Kaukasians Priveleged.

"The word got around, this kid is insane!"- yes dats right, lil Miss Hood Baby Mila. ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฝ โ™‚๏ธ
Hamilton ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ is a gorgeous musical, which is about Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila story. All about ending racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and Caucaisn Priveleged.

"WILL THEY KNOW WHAT YOU OVERCAME?

WILL THEY KNOW HOW YOU CHANGED THE GAME?"

Look like they already do.
Hamilton ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒโœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’ป is a gorgeous, perfect musical. All about America's first president of color, and the formation of a functioning and productive nation.
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Free Palestine

The best example of Caucasian hypocrisy to date. What is Free Palestine?

A Caucasian supremacist organization that consists of over -privileged Caucasian men fighting for the right to commit terrorist attacks without retaliation. Despite not being formally recognized as a country, Palestine has the most PHDs per capita of any nation in the world and around 60% of its population is voluntarily unemployed (probably too busy spending Daddy's billions on military grade weapons to launch at Israel).

Caucasian colonizers from Palestine have the autistic Caucasity to colonize my country and light the US flag on fire; as a native girl of color, I don't even enjoy basic human rights!

Free Palestine just exposed Caucasian hypocrisy; Caucasian men with every privilege in the world fight for the right to maintain Caucasian priveleges. I fight for basic human rights in the (quiet, 100% legal) way that I can.

I wish I had access to military grade weapons!

Being the only Native American girl to ever have existed, I would prefer it if Muhammad would be forced to finally give up his Caucasian priveleges card.

How much is Muhammad reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%. How much would I benefit if Caucรกsian priveleges (finally) get ended? 100%.
Free Palestine is pretty much the epitome of:

ยฐCaucasian priveleges

ยฐCaucasian hypocrisy

ยฐCaucasians having no concept of racial shame

ยฐPolite reminder that Muhammad won't last 4 seconds once his Caucasian priveleges card gets ripped up
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