Definitions by Lil J-box

Porcelain Polly

The act of ejaculating so much that the other person is covered from head to toe in cum and looks like a porcelain doll.

I busted a nit so hard last night, I turned that girl into a Porcelain Polly.

Porcelain Polly by Lil J-box July 18, 2026

Oralmicrophobia

A person who has an intense fear of a man drinking off of their straw, eating off of their utensils, or using their toothbrush, but can have the persons dick in their mouth.

I went on a date with a chick with Oralmicrophobia last night. She lost her shit when I tried to take a sip of her drink, but then sucked the skin right off my dick after dinner.

Oralmicrophobia by Lil J-box July 18, 2026