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Definitions by Lil’ Globglogabgalab

Band Kid 

Any person by the name, Alex, Amy, Benjamin, Bernard, Coleen, Dylan, Eva, Felix, Gavin, Hudson, Inessa, Joan, Joshua, Kaitlin, Leuis, Morgan, Niko, Nicole, Oscar, Patrick, Peter, Quentin, Ryan, Ryland, Sophia, Trevor, Uilleam, Vince, Vivian, Weston, Walter, Xzavier, Yvonne, Zachary, or Zane. Usually loves callmecarson but doesn't get the jokes he says. Usually doesn't swear, Usually is a tryhard and tries to become a popular Fortnite or CSGO streamer. Usually looks at reddit and discord way to much. Usually freaks out over everything Nintendo ever puts out no matter how much they truly care because they think they're cool when they're not, even if they don't have the console to play it on. Usually thinks Xbox kids are annoying and PlayStation kids are rich-asses. Usually overplay meme or pop songs for years to come. Usually repeat memes that came out in 2018. Usually very animated and make weird faces or poses. Usually Band Kids.
"Hey Alex, did you watch callmecarson's PORNHUB VIDEO?"

"Yes Josh, I don't know what a condom is."

"Me Either lol, lets go get some big chungus and play fortnite on twitch."

"Oh you are both such Band Kids!"
Band Kid by Lil’ Globglogabgalab January 24, 2021

globglogabgalab 

A scary fat blob that sings parodys to random songs. He is a terrible, british singer and he eats books
Hey you! Yeah you! Stop being a globglogabgalab