Person #1: I went to Spain last Spring.
Person #: So, you mean, you meant to Mexico?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
Person #: So, you mean, you meant to Mexico?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
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Person #2: So, you mean, you went to Spain?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
Person #2: So, you mean, you went to Spain?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
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Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
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Person #2: I don't know what you're saying, but it sure is a typoem!
Person #3, attempting to recite the first verse of Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening": Who's wood this are I think I no.
Person #4: Haha! You must mean, "Whose woods these are I think I know."
Person #3: Whoops! I guess I made a typoem, huh?
Person #2: I don't know what you're saying, but it sure is a typoem!
Person #3, attempting to recite the first verse of Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening": Who's wood this are I think I no.
Person #4: Haha! You must mean, "Whose woods these are I think I know."
Person #3: Whoops! I guess I made a typoem, huh?
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Girlfriend: Um...what?
Boyfriend: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BITCH?
Girlfriend: Yeah...yeah, I think I just had an umgasm.
Girlfriend: Um...what?
Boyfriend: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BITCH?
Girlfriend: Yeah...yeah, I think I just had an umgasm.
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Teacher, addressing her class: Now, can anybody tell me where Zimbabwe is?
Classmate: Ooh, I know this one!
Teacher: Alright, then. Tell us.
Classmate: The country of Zimbabwe is in Asiafrica!
Teacher, to herself: Sigh...why is murder illegal?
Classmate: Ooh, I know this one!
Teacher: Alright, then. Tell us.
Classmate: The country of Zimbabwe is in Asiafrica!
Teacher, to herself: Sigh...why is murder illegal?
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Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
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