Person #1: I went to Spain last Spring.
Person #: So, you mean, you meant to Mexico?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
Person #: So, you mean, you meant to Mexico?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 08, 2017
Boyfriend: BITCH, YES! I'M GONNA CUM!
Girlfriend: Um...what?
Boyfriend: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BITCH?
Girlfriend: Yeah...yeah, I think I just had an umgasm.
Girlfriend: Um...what?
Boyfriend: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BITCH?
Girlfriend: Yeah...yeah, I think I just had an umgasm.
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 01, 2017
Person #1: wieuhdbxjsushshjdidydhshsns
Person #2: I don't know what you're saying, but it sure is a typoem!
Person #3, attempting to recite the first verse of Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening": Who's wood this are I think I no.
Person #4: Haha! You must mean, "Whose woods these are I think I know."
Person #3: Whoops! I guess I made a typoem, huh?
Person #2: I don't know what you're saying, but it sure is a typoem!
Person #3, attempting to recite the first verse of Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening": Who's wood this are I think I no.
Person #4: Haha! You must mean, "Whose woods these are I think I know."
Person #3: Whoops! I guess I made a typoem, huh?
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 01, 2017
Person #1: I went to Mexico last Spring.
Person #2: So, you mean, you went to Spain?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
Person #2: So, you mean, you went to Spain?
Person #1: Yeah, basically.
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 08, 2017
A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 01, 2017
A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.
American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?
Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?
Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."
by Like, An Actual Linguist May 05, 2018
Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
by Like, An Actual Linguist May 05, 2018